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Deranged Assistant

Deranged Assistant [CMM - 87]

$0.69 - $0.69
$0.69
$0.69 - $0.69
$0.69
Condition: Near Mint
Language: English
Printing: Normal
by Commander Masters
  • Rarity:

    C

  • #:

    87

  • Creature Type or Sub Type:

    Creature — Human Wizard

  • P:

    1

  • T:

    1

  • Rules Text Contains:

    T, Mill a card: Add C. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

  • Flavor:

    "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."